My family is from Nigeria, and my full name is Uzoamaka, which means “The road is good.” Quick lesson: My tribe is Igbo, and you name your kid something that tells your history and hopefully predicts your future. So anyway, in grade school, because my last name started with an A, I was the first in roll call, and nobody ever knew how to pronounce it. So I went home and asked my mother if I could be called Zoe. I remember she was cooking, and in her Nigerian accent she said, “Why?” I said, “Nobody can pronounce it.” Without missing a beat, she said, “If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka.”



you were either a winx 


or a w.i.t.c.h


this makes me feel old.



God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college


instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

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i think the fact that a pair of pointy anime shades might become one of the main villains and no one questions it pretty much sums up this webcomic and its fandom


"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around


I’m crying



fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

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